"Never Blushed" — Deadpan Quote Tee

Description: Clean. Minimal. Deeply unserious. "Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this." — printed in bold condensed type for people whose humour runs dry and whose poker face runs professional-grade. The joke is not explained. The joke does not need to be explained.

Fabric: 100% cotton, 180 GSM – breathable and comfy for everyday wear.

Fit: Regular unisex fit – clean, classic, and made to suit all body types.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.